I've got the blues...

Hello Blogheads!Thought I would share some videos of me getting "back to my roots" Here is a little taste of what's to come. I'm a little rusty but it's like riding a bike. It's good clean fun... well, most of the time.

My apologizes...

It saddens me to know that Myspace is officially NOT the number 1 networking site. Millions are losing their jobs and sooner or later Myspace will be belly up in a landfill of once great ideas. For some reason I feel like It's sort of my fault. I mean ever since I made a declaration of my leaving myspace and moving on to Facebook well... Myspace has drop it's number one spot and Facebook has become the next big thing. It goes to show you that when a famous celebrity opens their mouth and says something people actually listen and follow. So, hears the deal. I'm starting a campaign to bring myspace back to it's number one spot. That's why I am dusting off the old cobwebs and re-launching my myspace. Help me make America a better place.

God Bless you all!

www.myspace.com/joeyavalos
(If you are a band that I don't like or a mean person I won't add you. I only want happy people.)

Watch this or DIE!!!!

If you watch this show you will better understand me. (Or at least my kind of Humor.) Also watch STELLA, The 10, The State, Wainy days, Wet Hot American Summer, Showalter Showalter. (If you are easily offended by crude or stupid humor or take life way toooo seriously then you REALLY need to watch these shows! They are all that and a bag of fat free potato chips)

Dreaming within a dream...

It's been a long time but honestly I am to busy to think aloud. Lately I have been thinking quietly to myself and trying to wake up from the dream that I call my life. But just like that old fruit loops commercial where Tucan Sam thinks he is dreaming but finds out when he wakes up from his dream that he is really still dreaming and this whole time he was just dreaming that he woke up in a dream. What if that was true. What if life was a big dream within a dream? That's some real matrix stuff. ha! So if I say or do anything stupid I apologize in advance.... I was sleep living. That's why I play music with sunglasses. If you could only see what's behind those shades. I'm sleeping.... or what I call...traveling through time. Music transforms me. What transforms you? Am I alone? AM I just crazy or are there people out there that feel like they are living a dream within a dream....

Joey

Joey & Traci PLUS Cat

Moon room

I am building a moon room. Yes, a moon room. Not a sun room. A moon room. A room specifically made for capturing glorious beams of moonlight. In my moon room I will be happy. I will sit in there every night till dawn and soak in mystical non abrasive light-rays Unfortunately, there isn't any How-to-do-it directions on the internet. The only information I've found has you buying a bunch of glow in the dark moons, stars, and planets and then posting them all over you ceilings and walls. Lame. That's not a moon room. That's a fake space room. Actually, a space room would be cool but very impracticable. The costs of fly a space shuttle to your space room would be more than I have in my US bank account.I would have to transfer money from my Middle eastern bank account and that could get annoying. So I am sticking to my Moon room. Why a moon room and not a sun room? Well, I will tell you why. The moon is cool. The sun is hot. The moon gleams a gentle glow and lifts my spirit like a eskimo kiss. The sun's rays are mean and burn my eyes like the devil himself is cooking me for a Forth of July party. So, here are my plans for building a moon room. I got all my supplies and hopefully by nightfall tonight, I will be working on my moon tan.

4-NAILS
20- 2X4 BOARDS
62- WINDOWS
1- Throw rug

Joey

Jon and Kate plus 8-ADVICE

Say it ain't so. I just watched the season premier of Jon and Kate plus 8 season 5 and instead of seeing a cute happy family I saw a depressing,awkward, and fame hungry mom episode. Tonight I died a little. I have watched the grosselin family for the past 5 years. I can honestly say that I have felt a part of their family. They have changed so much. It's sad. Kate is so hungry for fame. I know it sounds like I am judging but let me ask you this... Why is it that she only wears sunglasses when she sees paparazzi? She is also always dressed to the "T" (whatever that means???) But honestly, even though she comes off as a you know what I somewhat feel her. She's a hustler. I'm a hustler. I like that.



Jon needs to chill and just let her make money. If he is unhappy he should have put his foot down the first day he met her. I've noticed that he started to put his foot down more and more once the seasons went by. But it was too late. Also, they should have just chilled at two kids. Jon got stiffed. oh well... now he really got stiffed (can you say child support????) man, that's more depressing then living with kate. So here is my last plea...say it ain't so jon and kate. Please call me and I will help you all out. I will offer free counciling. I know that I can get you all to love one another again. Don't do it for the kids... do it for me.