Monday, May 18, 2009

Advice part 2

So here's the deal. I am going to do this advice column for awhile until I get bored with it. Some say I have ADD. I disagree. I have MINUS. Multiple, intelligent, nonsense, under appreciated, Styles. I like to switch it up a bit. This seems a little planned out since this isn't really just me thinking aloud, but in a sense it is. I am going to answer these questions without thinking... I think that your initial thought is always the real way you feel about something. Unless you are drunk. Which I am not, Unless I am and I just don't know it. anyhow, here are your questions and here are my amazing answers.

Q. Do you think couples should tattoo each other’s names on themselves?

A. Yes. That's a brilliant idea. Honestly, I think if you made it mandatory to get a tattoo of the person you were dating then more people would not become players. The tattoo would show your next girl or boyfriend who you have been with. And you know how annoying those conversations can be. It would be a fun social experiment to try. I think people would really make sure that they were in the relationship for long run instead of jumping from one partner to the next.

Q. Should parents tell their kids they can be anything they want to be when they grow up?

A. No. That's a lie. You should never tell your kids bunch of lies or talk to them like they are little kids. I can't stand baby talk. Ah boobie boobie boo.Stop that! That is annoying. Your kids are people. Start treating them like they are. you should tell your kids to start hustling or they will end up working at a job that they hate and life they even hate more. Make them dreamers but don't tell that dreams always come true.

Q. When should a young person start saving money?

A. Never. Saving Money should never be your focus. The problem with saving money is not saving money it's how you are spending it. If you spend more than what you have you go into debt. duh! so don't save. spend less.

Q. If cancer runs in one’s family and a genetic test can be done that would tell that person he/she has an 85% chance of developing that cancer, should he/she get the test done?

A. No. Living a life in fear is not living. I think a lot of people bring on their own sickness cause of fear or worrying. We are only on this earth for so long. Make the best of it.

Joey

3 comments:

  1. That was both entertaining, and very good. Thanks for the advice Joey!

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  2. The wisdon of Solomon. I'm just not sure Solomon was quite as witty (since I wasn't around back then, lol)

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  3. Looooove! The tattoo idea is especially hilarious.

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