Know it all...

I know it all. I know everything. I'm a walking, Talking, blogging :) living genius. I know where babies come from. I know why Black-widows are scary. I know how to dismantle a ticking time bomb. There is nothing I don't know. Try me. On second thought, don't. I already know what you are going to ask me. Remember I'm a genius. I know everything.... and Yes. The light at the end of the tunnel is a eco-friendly light. A lot of People struggle in life and constantly search for answers. I don't. I have them already. I know what the secret of life is. I can't tell you though. I hardly even know you. But soon we all will become best friends. I know this cause I can see the future. The future isn't looking good for you...or... you. But don't worry about the future. Remember you don't have a future so why would you dwell on it. Except dwell on the things that mean the most in life. Recycling and fighting. Confused? I know you are but what am I? I'm a genius. Remember? Without recycling there can't be any fighting. I know that's way over your head, but you will understand someday... well you might... but YOU won't. But Joey why are you so arrogant and a know it all? (said in a whining girly voice.... no offense girls but your voice sounds like whining... except for yours. yeah YOU.) First Off, I'm not arrogant. I'm just smarter and more talented than all of you. How do I know this... remember I know it all! I'm a Genius. The government has tried to study me but they can't figure me out. You know why? I do. But you don't. Black holes aren't really black, They're off black. The star closest to the planet Feebie is called panxoda. Never heard of it? I'm not surprised. Remember I know it all.