Yes, No, Maybe so...

Have you ever eaten an amazing hamburger with Dinosaurs? YES. Have you been to the most amazing state of the art space museum? NO. Do You ever feel like your smile could be whiter? YES. Do YOU ever feel like you need to answer these questions when an info commercial or a radio commentator ask these questions. YES!!!! At least I feel like I have to. I mean I was raised to answer questions that were directed to ME. It's rude to ignore or not reply. Do you ever catch yourself singing songs that you really shouldn't?YES. What is my guilty pleasure? Anything from Enrique Iglesias or Madonna. Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? NO. Neither has he. Ok... now that's not nice. That joke is not even right. Right? YES. Sometimes late at night I sit alone and think of all the more productive things I could be doing besides hanging out on Facebook and writing blogs. Things like working on math problems. or knife throwing. You know skills in life that everyone needs to keep SHARP! Ha! now that was witty. Right? YES. Who here has seen horses dance? I have. And let me tell you... Those horses can dance. whoa! Do you think people need Love more than they need new NIKE shoes? I don't. Have you seen Lebron James new shoes? Those kix are fly! Love can't buy those, but a job can, which I don't have.... well, I sort of but ..... no. What I have is called the Peter Pan syndrome. It's a disease that strikes talented amazing gifted short people that wish that they were a little bit taller and a baller.  We never want to grow up. That's my wish. Speaking of wishes. Tonight my band played a show for the make a wish foundation. Man! those kids are awesome! We are so blessed. Even though these kids are sick or possibly dying they didn't act like it. They were making moves, helping out with carrying our gear. playing soccer on the football field and just smiling. Life is good. Don't ever forget to smile. I need to take that advice sometimes, but I'm kind of like Chandler Bing from the hit show Friends. Every time he tried to smile it would look soooo fake. Just like my laugh. When I laugh it's so exaggerated that most people think I'm just a big jerk. Which I am, but that's not because of my laugh. It's because I don't like people. Ok...maybe that's not true, but I really don't care for people. People can be so invasive. I don't know what that means but hopefully someone will look that up for me and tell me the meaning. So, as I sit here all alone in my van down by the river I ask you this. Have you ever eaten an amazing hamburger with Dinosaurs?  I have. 

Joey